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Eliot Land is updated three times per week with new adventures of Eliot, Teddy, Uncle Ham and whoever else is around.

The also sell stuff to support their lazy ass lifestyle. This is mostly Teddy's doing. Eliot doesn't really know what the internet is, or a web site, or computers for that matter. Ham wished you could order food from this web site. - because a pizza sounds good about now.

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